Feelings: on lockdown ✦ Loophole under review
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear emotionally unavailable, exception pending
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Classic Hoodie
$48
Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Sweatshirt
$40
Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending White Mug
$15
Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.
Love at First Bite Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Tender but Armed Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Sweet Talk? Hard Pass. Tote Bag
$40
Love Language: Leaving Early White Mug
$15
The policy is firm. The paperwork is negotiable.
“Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending” delivers its romantic disclaimer in bold, straightforward lettering, with one small loophole underneath. For guarded hearts, selective softies and anyone surprised to find a particular person slipping through the screening process.
Applications are technically open. Please allow an unreasonable amount of time for processing.
“Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending” delivers its romantic disclaimer in bold, straightforward lettering, with one small loophole underneath. For guarded hearts, selective softies and anyone surprised to find a particular person slipping through the screening process.
Applications are technically open. Please allow an unreasonable amount of time for processing.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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A LITTLE CHAOS.
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Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.