funny shirts for women

For women with plenty to say and a sense of humor to match. Funny shirts
and tees that feel like you before you've said a word.

Your weird. Your fit.

Funny shirts for women,
from tees to crop tops

Our funny shirts for women come in more than 240 sarcastic, punny, animal and gym designs, on t-shirts, tank tops, crop tops, hoodies and crewneck sweatshirts from $22. Nearly every design comes in every style, and each one is designed in the USA and printed when you order it. Start with:

Chonk CatI Choose ViolenceFERALfunny shirt designs

Pick the fit. Then the attitude.

Funny t-shirts for women,
in four styles

Every design comes as a women's funny t-shirt in four styles: Soft Cotton ($22), Everyday ($24), Lightweight ($32, the triblend tee in the grid above) and Oversized ($40, a roomier fit with dropped shoulders). “Medusa” is the one for anyone whose stare already does the talking. Compare every style on our funny t-shirts page.

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Woman blowing a bubble in the coral Medusa t-shirt

Dress code ✦ Optional

Pick your mood

Funny graphic tees
for women, by mood

Sarcastic for the meeting that should've been an email, relatable for adulting, feral for everything else. Our funny tee shirts for women start with “Ew, People”, “I'm an Adult But Not Like a Real Adult” or “Comfy Clothes & Murder Shows”, or shop sarcastic t shirts, funny cat shirts and funny gym shirts.

Ew, PeopleI'm an Adult But Not Like a Real AdultComfy Clothes & Murder Showssarcastic t shirtsfunny cat shirtsfunny gym shirts

Know your audience

Office-safe and adults-only
funny shirts

About a quarter of our funny women's t-shirts are grown-up humor, so check the joke before the staff meeting. “Head in the Sand Club” is office safe, and “ZRO FKS GVN” is not. The cheekiest ones live on our funny inappropriate shirts page.

Head in the Sand Clubfunny inappropriate shirts

Less sleeve. More personality.

Funny tank tops
and crop tops

Every design comes as a soft, lightweight tank top ($29) and as a crop top in two fits: Relaxed ($30), soft combed cotton with dropped shoulders, and Boxy ($28), a heavier garment-dyed cotton with oversized sleeves. “Squid Pro Quo” on a tank is our pick for patio season. Shop by style:

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Laughing woman on a patio in the blue Squid Pro Quo tank top

Cold days. Warm opinions.

Hoodies and sweatshirts

For cold days and warm opinions, the same designs as our funny tees for women come as a Classic hoodie ($48), a roomier Relaxed Fit hoodie ($58) and a crewneck sweatshirt ($40). Shop funny sweatshirts for women.

funny sweatshirts for women

The practical stuff

Frequently Asked, Reluctantly Answered

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What are the different styles of funny shirts for women?

Funny shirts for women at Birch & Bishop come as t-shirts in four fits, tank tops, Relaxed and Boxy crop tops, hoodies and crewneck sweatshirts. Nearly every design comes in all of them, each with its own size chart. Options, unlike your group chat's restaurant plans.

What's a funny shirt for a woman who's hard to shop for?

The best funny t-shirts for women match her sense of humor: “Ew, People” if she's sarcastic, “Be Otterly Kind” if she's sweet and “FERAL” if she's a cat person with no patience. Birch & Bishop sorts every design by theme, so you can shop by personality. Hard to shop for is just another way of saying specific.

What sizes do the women's shirts come in?

Our funny women's shirts run from XS to 2XL, depending on the style. Everyday and Lightweight tees come in XS to 2XL, tank tops and Relaxed crop tops in XS to XL, and Soft Cotton and Oversized tees, Boxy crop tops, hoodies and sweatshirts in S to 2XL. Each product page has a size chart, and your favorite old top makes a great tape measure.

How long does a funny shirt for women take to arrive?

Most orders arrive within 4-7 business days. Each funny women's shirt is designed in the USA and printed after you order it, usually within 1-3 business days. Birthday deadlines, consider yourselves warned.