funny hoodies and sweatshirts

Get cozy. Keep the attitude. Funny hoodies and sweatshirts
for people who like their humor as easygoing as their outfit.

Cozy, with opinions

Funny graphic hoodies for every kind of weird

Our funny hoodies and sweatshirts put sarcasm, bad puns and feral animals on warm fleece. Every one of our more than 260 designs comes as a Classic and a Relaxed Fit hoodie, and nearly every one as a crewneck sweatshirt, designed in the USA and printed when you order it. Every design is in our men's and women's shops, because cool funny hoodies don't care who's wearing them. Start with:

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Pick your fit

Classic or Relaxed Fit:
pick your hoodie

The Classic hoodie ($48) is a soft pullover with a cotton face, a front pouch pocket and flat drawstrings. It runs small, so order one size up. The Relaxed Fit hoodie ($58) is a roomier fleece with dropped shoulders, a lined hood with no drawcord and a kangaroo pocket. That's “PR or ER” in the photo on a Relaxed Fit hoodie, and there are more gym jokes in our funny gym shirts.

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Man laughing at the gym in the green PR or ER relaxed fit hoodie

Hoods up ✦ Small talk down

Hood optional

Funny sweatshirts, no hood required

Prefer no hood? Our funny crewneck sweatshirts ($40) are a substantial 8.5 oz fleece with a ribbed collar, cuffs and hem, in colors from bone and latte to sky blue and lavender, depending on the design. They run small too, so size up. Try “Bonfire and Beer”, “Warm & Cozy Raccoon” or “Ew, People”. That's Bonfire and Beer in the photo, by the campfire it was made for.

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Woman by a lakeside campfire in the cream Bonfire and Beer sweatshirt

Wear your mood

Hoodies with funny sayings

Some hoodies with funny sayings tell a whole joke, and some just say what you were already thinking. Pick the mood first: sarcastic, punny, introverted, kind, a little wild or very into houseplants. That's “Leaf Me Alone” in the photo, on a pink Classic hoodie. Shop by mood:

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Woman in a sunny cafe in the pink Leaf Me Alone plant hoodie

After hours

Funny hoodies for adults

About a quarter of our designs are grown-up humor: swear puns, innuendo and a few words your grandmother wouldn't stitch on a pillow. “ZRO FKS GVN”, “Dam It Beaver” and “Shut the Fucupcakes” are the cheekiest funny hoodies for adults, and there are more in our funny inappropriate shirts.

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The practical stuff

Frequently Asked, Reluctantly Answered

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Where can I buy funny hoodies online?

You can buy funny hoodies online at Birch & Bishop, where more than 260 designs, from sarcastic hoodies to hoodies with funny sayings, come as a Classic hoodie ($48), a Relaxed Fit hoodie ($58) and, for nearly every design, a crewneck sweatshirt ($40). Each one is designed in the USA and printed when you order it, and delivery usually takes 4 to 7 business days. Pants remain optional.

What sizes do the funny hoodies come in?

Most designs come in S to 2XL, and a few go up to 3XL or 4XL; each product page lists its sizes and has a size guide. The Classic hoodie and the crewneck sweatshirt run small, so order one size larger than usual, and the Relaxed Fit hoodie is cut roomier. Nobody has ever regretted sizing up a hoodie.

Is the design printed on the front or the back?

All of our funny graphic hoodies and sweatshirts are printed on the front only. Your back stays blank, so nobody behind you in line gets the joke for free.

Do your hoodies come in kids' sizes?

No. These are funny hoodies for adults, in adult sizes only. Kids' sizes are youth tees, toddler tees and baby onesies, so the little ones will have to steal yours like everyone else.