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Breast Man
From $15
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Casse-Rollin' with My Homies
From $15
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Eat Drink And Cranberry
From $15
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Give 'Em Pumpkin to Talk About
From $15
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Go Ahead Bake My Day
From $15
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Hot Stuffing Coming Through
From $15
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I Came In Like a Dinner Roll
From $15
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I Like Big Bundts
From $15
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I Like It Moist
From $15
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I Wanna Hold Your Ham
From $15
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I Yam What I Yam
From $15
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I'm All About That Baste
From $15
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Keeping the Peas
From $15
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Leg Day
From $15
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Let the Gourd Times Roll
From $15
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Let's Get Stuffed
From $15
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Nobody Puts Gravy in the Corner
From $15
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Oh My Gourds
From $15
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Peas Be With You
From $15
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Piece Out
From $15
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Pour Some Gravy on Me
From $15
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Silence of the Yams
From $15
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Sweet as Pumpkin Pie
From $15
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Thanksgiving Is A-Maize-Ing
From $15
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Twerky
From $15
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Bad Day to Be a Turkey
From $15
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Certified Gravy Goblin
From $15
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Get Basted
From $15
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Give Thanks to Me
From $15
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Thankful Ish
From $15
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It Ain't Gonna Stuff Itself
From $15
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It's Giving Thanks
From $15
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Mother Clucker It's Thanksgiving
From $15
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Not Today Pilgrim
From $15
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This Is My Thanksgiving Face
From $15
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Resting Baste Face
From $15
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Talk Turkey to Me
From $15
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Gobble Til You Wobble
From $15
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Pass the Gravy Not the Drama
From $15
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Zero Clucks Given
From $15
Dressed for dinner
Funny Thanksgiving shirts
for dinner and the nap
Our funny Thanksgiving shirts are turkey, side-dish and family-dinner puns for the big meal, the game and the nap after. All 40 designs come as t-shirts, tank tops, crop tops, hoodies and sweatshirts, tees from $22, and 28 come in kids' sizes. Each is printed in the USA when you order it. Only the stuffing gets reheated.
The turkey's side
Turkey shirts with opinions
The turkey has notes this year. “Bad Day to Be a Turkey” and “Not Today Pilgrim” see the holiday from the turkey's side of the table, and “This Is My Thanksgiving Face” is the unimpressed look for the family photo. “Gobble Til You Wobble” is for the second-helping crowd, and “Pass the Gravy Not the Drama” is for whoever is bracing for dinner conversation. Cat people get “Give Thanks to Me”, or shop all funny cat shirts.
Gobble responsibly ✦ Nap aggressively
Side dishes
Thanksgiving food shirts
with puns
The side dishes have entered the chat. “Hot Stuffing Coming Through” and “Let's Get Stuffed” are for the potluck crew, “Pour Some Gravy on Me” and “Certified Gravy Goblin” are for gravy loyalists, and dessert people get “Go Ahead Bake My Day”. For the card or the toast, borrow a line from our Thanksgiving puns.
Pick your fit
Funny Thanksgiving t-shirts
for men and women
Every design comes as a t-shirt in four styles: Soft Cotton ($22), Everyday ($24), Lightweight ($32) and Oversized ($40, roomy, with dropped shoulders). Each one also comes as a tank top ($29) and as a Relaxed or Boxy crop top ($28 to $30), so see Thanksgiving tank tops and Thanksgiving crop tops too. Shopping for one person? Browse Thanksgiving shirts for women or Thanksgiving shirts for men.
Matching, sort of
Funny family and couples
Thanksgiving shirts
Funny family Thanksgiving shirts work best when everyone picks their own pun from the same menu, like the family in “I Wanna Hold Your Ham”, “Silence of the Yams”, “Casse-Rollin' with My Homies” and “Let the Gourd Times Roll”. Couples can pair two designs that answer each other, like “Keeping the Peas” and “Peas Be With You”. Little ones match in kids Thanksgiving shirts, and our Thanksgiving outfits guide covers the rest of the look.
Grown-ups only
Funny Thanksgiving shirts for adults
Funny Thanksgiving shirts for adults are the cheeky ones, in adult sizes only. “Talk Turkey to Me”, “Get Basted”, “Resting Baste Face” and “Mother Clucker It's Thanksgiving” bring the swear puns and the innuendo, and “It Ain't Gonna Stuff Itself” is for the cook with a wink. More grown-up jokes live in our funny inappropriate shirts.
After dinner
Thanksgiving sweatshirts,
hoodies and mugs
Every design also comes as a crewneck sweatshirt ($40), a Classic hoodie ($48) and a Relaxed Fit hoodie ($58) for the walk after dinner, and on a white mug from $15 or a colored mug from $17 for the coffee that follows. “Sweet as Pumpkin Pie” comes on both, if you like your mug to match. Shop all Thanksgiving hoodies and Thanksgiving mugs, or keep the season going with our fall shirts.
What's a funny shirt to wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A funny Thanksgiving dinner shirt is a family-safe food or turkey pun that everyone gets in two seconds, like “Thankful Ish”, “I'm All About That Baste” or “Oh My Gourds”. It gets a laugh without starting the argument. Save that for dessert.
Can I personalize my family's Thanksgiving shirts?
No, our Thanksgiving shirts aren't personalized: each design is printed as shown. What you can do is let everyone pick a different design in their own size and style, from baby onesies to Oversized tees. Same table, different punchlines.
What should I wear to Friendsgiving?
Wear something a notch cheekier than you would to the family dinner, like one of the adults-only designs above, or a potluck pun like “Hot Stuffing Coming Through” if you're bringing a side. Bring a dish, too. The shirt doesn't count as a contribution.
When should I order a Thanksgiving shirt so it arrives in time?
Order at least 10 business days before you need it, which for Thanksgiving dinner means by mid-November. Everything at Birch & Bishop is made to order, and delivery usually takes 4 to 7 business days from the order date. The turkey takes longer, so you have no excuse.