The kids' table
Funny Thanksgiving shirts for kids
Our kids Thanksgiving shirts are youth tees, toddler tees and baby onesies in 28 all-ages Thanksgiving designs, $25 each. Expect turkeys, pies, peas and gravy puns, and nothing a teacher would send home. Sizes run from 3 months to youth XL, and each Thanksgiving t-shirt for kids is printed in the USA to order. The grown-up versions live in our funny Thanksgiving shirts.
Little sizes
Toddler Thanksgiving shirts in 2T to 5T
Toddler tees come in 2T, 3T, 4T and 5T, in soft, lightweight cotton with a relaxed fit, in pink, white or heather columbia blue. For a cute Thanksgiving shirt for kids, “Sweet as Pumpkin Pie”, “Gobble Til You Wobble” and “Oh My Gourds” are easy first picks. For a toddler Thanksgiving outfit, add jeans or leggings and a cardigan for the drive. Toddler jokes for the rest of the year: toddler Thanksgiving shirts.
Bigger kids
Youth Thanksgiving shirts for boys and girls
Youth tees run S to XL, in colors like natural, mustard, pink and heather dust, with red, berry or kelly green on some designs. Bigger kids get the same jokes as the grown-ups. “It's Giving Thanks” has a very proud turkey, “Not Today Pilgrim” is for the kid who skips the class play, and “Thanksgiving Is A-Maize-Ing” is pure corn.
Kids' table ✦ Grown-up sass
First Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving onesies for a first Thanksgiving
Every design also comes as a baby Thanksgiving onesie in 3-6, 6-12 and 12-18 months, with an envelope neckline and a three-snap leg closure for easy changes. “Piece Out”, “Peas Be With You” and “Thankful Ish” are sweet places to start, in pink, yellow, white or heather. More baby jokes this way: Thanksgiving baby onesies.
Before the turkey
Order by mid-November for Thanksgiving
Every kids Thanksgiving shirt is made to order, and delivery usually takes 4 to 7 business days from the order date, so order at least 10 business days before the big dinner. Need the kids' table talking? Our Thanksgiving jokes have a clean list for kids. Planning ahead for December? See our kids Christmas shirts.
Same joke, every size
Match the whole family
Every design on this page also comes in adult tees, hoodies and sweatshirts, so the kids, the parents and the cousin crew can wear the same joke in one photo. Grown-ups can match in our Thanksgiving shirts, and our Thanksgiving outfits guide covers the rest of the look. Beyond the holidays, shop all funny kids shirts.
What should kids wear on Thanksgiving?
Kids should wear something comfortable they can eat, play and nap in, like a soft cotton Thanksgiving t-shirt with jeans or leggings and a cardigan or flannel on top. A turkey or pie pun keeps it festive. Stretchy waistbands are not optional.
Do you have a baby's first Thanksgiving onesie?
We don't have a “first Thanksgiving” print, but every design on this page comes as a baby onesie in 3-6, 6-12 and 12-18 months, and “Gobble Til You Wobble” or “Piece Out” makes a strong first one. They'll eat nothing and steal the show.
Can kids wear a Thanksgiving shirt to a school Thanksgiving feast?
Yes. Every kids' Thanksgiving shirt here is an all-ages design, with turkeys, pies and vegetable puns, and the cheekier grown-up jokes are kept in adult sizes. The rowdiest thing on any of them is a pea.
Is a t-shirt warm enough for Thanksgiving?
A t-shirt works on its own indoors and layers easily for the cold: put it under an open flannel, a cardigan or a hoodie and the design still shows. Then the hoodie comes off right around the pie.