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An Otter One, Please
From $15
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Love Language: Leaving Early
From $15
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Burpees: Would Not Recommend
From $15
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Bottoms Up. Standards Down.
From $15
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I Like Big Bundts
From $15
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Say Aloe to My Little Friend
From $15
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Will Run for Beer
From $15
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Mediocre Running Club
From $15
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You've Had Enough
From $15
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Permanently Out of Office
From $15
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Playing Dead Till Brunch
From $15
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Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending
From $15
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Fit’ness Taco in My Mouth
From $15
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Dumpster Dive Bar
From $15
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Te Amo Tequila
From $15
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Emotional Support Beer
From $15
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Frank & Stein (Cartoon)
From $15
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Frank & Stein (Engraved)
From $15
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Diddly Squat
From $15
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Growler
From $15
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Comfy Clothes & Murder Shows
From $15
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IPA Lot When I Drink
From $15
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Feelings, By Appointment
From $15
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Do Hard Things
From $15
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It's Drafty in Here
From $15
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It's the Yeast I Could Do
From $15
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Hoeing Ain't Easy
From $15
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Everything Hurts
From $15
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Keg Day
From $15
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Lager Than Life
From $15
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Unfortunately, Smitten
From $15
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Dumbbells Over Dumb People
From $15
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Professional Bean Counter
From $15
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An Otter Round
From $15
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Squid Pro Quo
From $15
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PR or ER
From $15
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Leaf Me Alone
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Liquid Courage
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Neat Freak
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Fond of You
From $15
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Run Faster
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Never Spilled Once
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I'm an Adult But Not Like a Real Adult
From $15
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Pint-Sized
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Cycopath
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Drifting Into Happy Hour
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Retired Beer Pong Champion
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I'd Propagate That
From $15
Your hobby. Your humor.
Funny hobby shirts for every pastime
Our hobby shirts are for the thing you can't stop talking about: running, lifting, cycling, houseplants, campfires and staying in. Every hobby t-shirt here is an original Birch & Bishop joke about a pastime, designed in the USA and printed when you order it. Your hobby, minus the lecture.
After-hours favorites
After-hours shirts
for the hobby after the hobby
These shirts are for people whose favorite hobby is the one after the hike. “Bonfire and Beer” is for lakeside fires and a cold one, “Campfire Drinking Team” is for the crew that packs more coolers than tents, and “Te Amo Tequila” is a cactus in love, for the margarita crowd. Shop all our beer shirts.
Hobbies first ✦ Chores later
Sweat now, joke later
Running, gym
and cycling humor
For lifters, runners and cyclists with more enthusiasm than form: “PR or ER”, “Mediocre Running Club”, “World's Okayest Runner” and “Cycopath”. Leg day gets “Everything Hurts”. Shop the gym side:
Grow your collection
Plant and
garden humor
“I'd Propagate That” is for houseplant people, “Say Aloe to My Little Friend” is for succulent collectors and “Hoeing Ain't Easy” is for the vegetable patch. Shop the garden side:
Staying in is a hobby
Hobby shirts for homebodies
Not every hobby involves leaving the house. “Comfy Clothes & Murder Shows” is for true crime nights on the couch, “Mediocrates” is for armchair philosophers, and “I'm an Adult But Not Like a Real Adult” treats adulting as a hobby you're still learning.
Gear for the gear-obsessed
Hobby tees, hoodies and gifts
Most designs come in four tee styles: Soft Cotton from $22, Everyday from $24, Lightweight from $32 and Oversized from $40. Crop tops start at $28, tank tops at $29, hoodies at $48 and crewneck sweatshirts at $40. For the hobbyist who already owns all the gear, every design also comes on a mug from $15, an 80-page hardcover notebook for $25 and a tote bag for $40. Shop hobby mugs and hobby gifts for friends.
What's a good gift for someone with a hobby?
A shirt, mug or notebook that jokes about the thing they won't stop talking about, from running and cycling to houseplants and campfires. Every design here comes on all of them. You'll never have to hear about their hobby again. Kidding, you will.
What hobbies do your shirts cover?
Running, cycling, lifting, gardening, houseplants, camping, drinking and staying in with a true crime show, with more on the way. If your hobby is overthinking, that's on our Relatable page.
What's a funny shirt for someone who loves beer and campfires?
“Bonfire and Beer” and “Campfire Drinking Team” are made for them, and both come as tees, hoodies and sweatshirts for cold nights by the fire. Drink responsibly; dress irresponsibly.
What's a good shirt for someone whose hobby is staying home?
“Comfy Clothes & Murder Shows” for true crime fans, or “Mediocrates” for the couch philosopher. Pair it with a mug from the same design and they never have to get up. Well, almost never.

















































