For your growing obsession
Plant shirts for plant people
and garden people
Our funny plant shirts are tees, crop tops, tanks and hoodies for houseplant people, plant parents and backyard gardeners. Six designs, from a monstera that wants some space to a cactus that wants tequila, come in four t-shirt styles from $22, and each one is designed in the USA and printed when you order it. Pick the plant joke that sounds like you, then pick the fit.
Indoor jungle
Plant shirts
for houseplant people
These funny plant shirts are for anyone with a monstera, a shelf of cuttings and strong opinions about light levels. “Leaf Me Alone”, in the photo, is a monstera that needs its space, “I'd Propagate That” is the plant lady shirt for anyone with jars on every windowsill, and “Say Aloe to My Little Friend” is for succulent people. Any of the three makes a good plant parent shirt.
Dirt under your nails
Funny gardening shirts
and garden tees
Our funny gardening shirts are for people who spend the weekend in the dirt and come back in with a sunburn and a story. “Hoeing Ain't Easy”, in the photo, is one of our cheekier garden shirts, for adults, and “Nature Has a Dark Side” is for the gardener who has met aphids. For garden shirts you'll actually garden in, the Lightweight tee ($32) is our lightest, and the tank top ($29) is cooler still.
Rooted in weird ✦ Growing on you
Plant dads welcome
Plant shirts for men
and plant dads
Plant shirts for men come in every design, in all four t-shirt styles and sizes up to 2XL. “Te Amo Tequila”, in the photo, is a cactus with a margarita habit, and “Leaf Me Alone” is the plant dad shirt for the guy who talks to his ferns more than his group chat. There are more plant shirts for men this way.
Your weird. Your fit.
Gardening shirts for women
Our gardening shirts for women come as a Relaxed crop top ($30), a Boxy crop top ($28) and a tank top ($29) in every plant design, plus all four t-shirt styles. For funny gardening shirts for women that also work for cool mornings in the yard, “Say Aloe to My Little Friend”, in the photo, comes as a crewneck sweatshirt ($40). Shop all gardening shirts for women.
Cozy season, plant edition
Plant hoodies, sweatshirts
and plant gifts
Every plant design comes as a Classic hoodie ($48), a Relaxed Fit hoodie ($58) and a crewneck sweatshirt ($40), so there's a plant hoodie or plant sweatshirt for repotting season. Two designs also come in baby, toddler and youth sizes ($25). Mugs, totes and notebooks are in our gifts for plant lovers, and there's more in our plant hoodies and sweatshirts and hobby shirts.
What's a good shirt for a plant lady or plant dad?
A good plant lady or plant dad shirt names the plant they're obsessed with: “Leaf Me Alone” for monstera people, “I'd Propagate That” for anyone with jars of cuttings and “Say Aloe to My Little Friend” for succulent fans. All three come in four tee styles, crop tops, tanks and hoodies. Water your plants; wear your puns.
What kind of shirt is good for gardening?
Good garden shirts are light, breathable and fine with getting dirt on them, like a tri-blend tee or a tank top. Our Lightweight tee and our tank top are both a polyester, cotton and rayon blend, and the Lightweight tee is the lightest shirt we make. They're graphic tees, not sun-protection gear, so bring the hat and the sunscreen.
Do the plant shirts and hoodies run true to size?
Our plant t-shirts run true to size with a regular fit, but the Classic hoodie and the crewneck sweatshirt run small, so order one size up. The Oversized tee ($40) and the Relaxed Fit hoodie ($58) are cut roomy on purpose, with dropped shoulders. Every product page has a size guide. Plants grow into things; hoodies don't.