funny gifts for plant lovers

Funny gifts for plant lovers who already have every pot, mister and grow light. Plant mugs, tote bags and notebooks with a sense of humor about the obsession.

Gifts for every kind of plant person

Monstera people get “Leaf Me Alone”. Succulent fans get “Say Aloe to My Little Friend”. The plant mom with cuttings on every windowsill gets “I'd Propagate That”.

Plant mugs

Every design comes on a white mug and a colored mug, for the coffee that comes before watering day. A plant lady mug is an easy win for the coworker with a desk full of plants.

Plant tote bags and notebooks

A tote bag for nursery runs and a hardcover notebook for watering schedules, plant wish lists and propagation notes.

For the garden crowd

For the friend with a vegetable patch, “Hoeing Ain't Easy” comes on the same mugs, totes and notebooks.

Want something to wear?

The same designs come as tees, hoodies and sweatshirts. Shop all plant shirts.

Plant gift FAQ

How long does a plant gift take to arrive?

Everything is made to order. Most orders are produced and shipped within 1 to 3 business days, and delivery usually takes 4 to 7 business days from the order date. Order at least 10 business days before you need it.

Where are your mugs and gifts made?

Our products are printed, packed and shipped in the USA from fulfillment facilities in Charlotte, North Carolina and Dallas, Texas.

What kinds of plant gifts do you have?

Every plant design comes on a white mug, a colored mug, a tote bag and a hardcover notebook. The same designs also come as shirts, hoodies and sweatshirts.

Can I return a gift?

Unworn, unwashed items can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. Email support@birchandbishop.com to start a return.