funny toddler shirts

Small people, big opinions. Funny toddler shirts in sizes 2T to 5T
for little ones who already know exactly what they think.

Sizes 2T to 5T

Funny toddler tees for tiny opinions

Our funny toddler shirts come in sizes 2T, 3T, 4T and 5T, all $25, in more than 150 all-ages designs. Expect a goose with no follow-up, a cat who would rather skip the small talk and a fish in a bow tie, each designed in the USA and printed when you order it. These funny toddler t shirts are for the little one who already has a catchphrase. Start with:

Ew, PeopleMy Flabbers Have Been GastedBear with MeSofishticated

Any kid, any joke

Funny toddler shirts, girl or boy

Every design here works as a funny toddler boy shirt or a funny toddler girl shirt, because the jokes are about snacks, cats and big feelings, not pink or blue. Most designs come in pink, white and heather columbia blue, and 25 also come in black, so siblings can split the colors and share the joke. Funny t-shirts for toddler boys don't have to be blue, either. Start with:

SnaxalotlRock Paper ScissorsDo Unto Otters
Two laughing toddlers holding hands in blue and pink Snaxalotl toddler t-shirts

Terrible twos ✦ Excellent comebacks

Small, but make it sarcastic

Sarcastic funny toddler shirts

Some toddlers are sweet. Others give you a look. Our sarcastic funny toddler shirts keep the attitude all-ages: a horse barely holding it together, a unicorn overthinking everything and a frog who is “On My Way to Make the Vibes Weird”. They say what your toddler would say if they had the words, and they're still fine for daycare, grandma and the group photo. Try:

On My Way to Make the Vibes WeirdUnstableAre You Overthinking What I'm OverthinkingMediocrates
Smiling girl playing with blocks in the pink On My Way to Make the Vibes Weird toddler t-shirt

The fabric facts

Soft toddler tees, made to order

Each toddler tee is 100% combed and ring-spun cotton at 4.2 oz, pre-shrunk, side-seamed and cut in a relaxed fit that leaves room to climb. It's light enough for a warm playground and soft enough for a car-seat nap. Every shirt is printed when you order it, and delivery usually takes 4 to 7 business days. Each product page has a size guide for 2T to 5T.

Same joke, every size

Matching shirts for toddlers and their grown-ups

Every toddler design also comes in adult tees, hoodies and sweatshirts, so a toddler and a grown-up can wear the same joke in one photo. Big siblings can find the same designs in youth sizes in our funny kids shirts, and the newest member of the family can join in with funny baby onesies.

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The practical stuff

Frequently Asked, Reluctantly Answered

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Do the toddler tees shrink in the wash?

Not much, because the toddler tees are made from pre-shrunk cotton. The size you order is close to the size you keep. Your toddler will outgrow it long before it shrinks.

Do you have funny toddler shirts in black?

Yes: 37 designs come in black, including “Trash Talker”, “FERAL” and “Sofishticated”. Nearly every other design comes in pink, white and heather columbia blue. Black also hides the juice. Mostly.

What's a good funny shirt for a 2-year-old?

Pick the joke that matches what they're into right now: “Snaxalotl” for the snack negotiator, “Chonk Cat” for the cat fan and “Should've Been Napping” for the one who fights bedtime. Start with 2T and check the size guide on the product page, and order about 10 business days before a birthday.