funny sweatshirts and hoodies for women

Cozy on the outside, opinions on the inside. Funny sweatshirts and hoodies for women who dress for comfort
and still say what everyone's thinking.

Soft fleece, sharp tongue

Funny sweatshirts for women who dress for comfort

Our funny sweatshirts for women are soft fleece crewnecks and hoodies with cats, houseplants, raccoons and plenty of sarcasm. There are more than 260 designs: nearly every one comes as a crewneck sweatshirt ($40), every one as a Classic hoodie ($48) and a Relaxed Fit hoodie ($58), and each is designed in the USA and printed when you order it. Start with:

Ew, PeopleFERALShould've Been NappingHead in the Sand Club

Crewneck season

Funny womens sweatshirts for staying in

Funny womens sweatshirts are our crewnecks: a substantial 8.5 oz fleece with a 100% cotton face and a ribbed collar, cuffs and hem. They come in soft shades like bone, light pink, sky blue, lavender and agave, depending on the design. They run small, so order one size up for a cozier fit. That's “Bonfire and Beer” in the photo, for the nights you do go out. Try “Warm & Cozy Raccoon”, “Comfy Clothes & Murder Shows” or “Slothing It Away”.

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Woman by a lakeside campfire in the cream Bonfire and Beer sweatshirt

Hoodie on ✦ Plans off

Pick your fit

Funny hoodies for women, in two fits

Our funny hoodies for women come two ways. The Classic hoodie ($48) has a 100% cotton face, a roomy front pouch pocket and flat drawstrings, and it runs small, so size up. That's “Leaf Me Alone” on a pink one in the photo. The Relaxed Fit hoodie ($58) is 80% cotton fleece cut roomier, with dropped shoulders, a lined hood with no drawcord and a kangaroo pocket. Womens funny hoodies come in S to 2XL on most designs.

Woman in a sunny cafe in the pink Leaf Me Alone plant hoodie

Pick her mood

Funny sweatshirts for every mood

Sarcastic on Monday, catty by Friday, kind on the good days. Pick the mood first and the sweatshirt follows: “I Choose Violence” is a goose with no regrets, “Be Otterly Kind” is the sweet one, and “Chonk Cat” is for anyone who loves a large cat. Shop by mood:

sarcastic hoodiescat hoodiesplant hoodieintrovert hoodiekindness sweatshirt

Same joke, every season

Funny shirts for women to match

Every design on these funny women's hoodies also comes as a t-shirt, a tank top and a crop top, so the joke still works in July. Shop funny shirts for women, or see every design in our funny hoodies collection.

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The practical stuff

Frequently Asked, Reluctantly Answered

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What are some fun and funny hoodies for women?

Funny women's hoodies start with “Ew, People” for the sarcastic one, “Leaf Me Alone” for the plant lover and “Chonk Cat” for the cat person. Each comes as a Classic hoodie, a Relaxed Fit hoodie and a crewneck sweatshirt, and Birch & Bishop sorts more than 260 designs by mood. The hard part is picking just one.

Do the hoodies and sweatshirts come in a women's fit?

No, our hoodies and sweatshirts are unisex, so they're cut a little straighter and roomier than a women's fit. Compare the size guide on the product page with a sweatshirt you already love, and remember the Classic hoodie and the crewneck run small. Roomy is the point anyway.

Is a funny sweatshirt a good gift for her?

Yes, if the joke sounds like her: pick from her favorite theme, check the size guide and order at least 10 business days before you need it. A good funny sweatshirt is the gift she'll wear until it's legally hers forever. It already was, honestly.