Bring the cooler
Beer shirts for people
who bring the cooler
Our beer shirts are funny drinking t-shirts for people who bring the cooler and the jokes. Every design is an original Birch & Bishop joke, not a brewery logo, so there's no brand name on your chest. Each one comes in four t-shirt styles from $22, plus a tank top, crop tops, hoodies and a sweatshirt, and it's designed in the USA and printed when you order it. Wear it to the tailgate, the backyard or the bar where they already know your order. When the bonfire runs late, there's a beer hoodie or beer sweatshirt for that too.
Next round
Funny beer shirts
for the next round
Our funny beer shirts keep the joke simple and the beer cold. “Bonfire and Beer” is one content fox, one cold beer and one warm fire. “Squid Pro Quo” puts a squid at a bar table with a beer in each tentacle and a strict sense of fairness, for anyone keeping track of who owes who. “An Otter Round” is one contented otter floating on its back with a can on its belly, waiting for the next round. “Keg Day” is a fired-up hamster deadlifting a barbell loaded with two kegs.
Team sport
Funny drinking shirts
for the whole crew
Funny drinking shirts work best in groups, so order one for the whole crew. “Campfire Drinking Team” has no tryouts and no practice, and anyone who shows up around the fire makes the roster. “Te Amo Tequila” is a very happy cactus with a bottle it has no plans to share, for margarita people and taco Tuesday regulars. “IPA Lot When I Drink” spells the pun out in bold block letters for the friend who always knows where the restroom is. “An Otter One, Please” is an otter floating in teal water with one paw up, ordering another. More after-hours jokes live in our hobby shirts.
Hops optional ✦ Jokes included
Pick your fit
Beer t-shirts in every fit,
for men and women
Every beer t-shirt here comes in four styles, whether you want a men's beer shirt with a roomy cut or something more fitted. Everyday is soft cotton with a modern fit, Soft Cotton has a little more weight, Lightweight is the lightest of the four, and Oversized is thicker organic cotton cut roomy, with dropped shoulders. Warm days get a tank top and two crop tops, and cold ones get a beer hoodie in two styles and a sweatshirt. Shop:
Easy gift
Funny beer gifts they'll actually use
A beer shirt is an easy gift for the friend who already owns every glass and bottle opener. Every design also comes on a white mug from $15 or a colored mug from $17, for the coffee after last call, plus a tote bag and a hardcover notebook. For the friend who's always cold at the tailgate, a beer sweatshirt beats another koozie. Start with:
Do your beer shirts have brewery or brand logos?
No. Every design here is an original Birch & Bishop joke, with no brewery logos or beer brand names on it. If you came for one brand's logo, that brand's own shop is the place to look. If you came for a squid with two beers, stay.
What's a good gift for someone who loves beer?
A funny beer t-shirt or a mug is a good gift, since most beer lovers already own plenty of glasses. Tees start at $22 and mugs at $15. Nobody needs a ninth bottle opener.
Can I order matching drinking shirts for a group or a bachelor party?
Yes. Pick one design and add each person's size and style to the same order. Everything at Birch & Bishop is made to order and delivery usually takes 4 to 7 business days from the order date, so order at least 10 business days before the party. Someone had to be the responsible one.
Do beer and drinking shirts come in kids' sizes?
No. These designs come in adult styles only, plus mugs, tote bags and notebooks. Some jokes can wait until the kid buys their own.