funny crop tops
A little less shirt. Just as much attitude. Funny crop tops and cropped graphic tees that say plenty without trying too hard.
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World's Okayest Runner
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I Do It For The Ho's
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I'm an Adult But Not Like a Real Adult
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Dumbbells Over Dumb People
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Playing Dead Till Brunch
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My Flabbers Have Been Gasted
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Professional Bean Counter
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Fit’ness Taco in My Mouth
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Let the Gourd Times Roll
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Comfy Clothes & Murder Shows
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It's the Yeast I Could Do
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Partners in Crime (Left)
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An Otter One, Please
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My Menorah Brings All the Lights to the Yard
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Campfire Drinking Team
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I'm All About That Baste
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Limited Emotional Availability
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Unfortunately, Smitten
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Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall
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Retired Beer Pong Champion
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Should've Been Napping
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Give 'Em the Ol' Razzle Dazzle
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Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal
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Low Speed High Vibes
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The Thought That Counts
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Say Aloe to My Little Friend
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Mother Clucker It's Thanksgiving
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Drifting Into Happy Hour
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Latke Around & Find Out
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Give 'Em Pumpkin to Talk About
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What Do You Call a Fish With No Eye?
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Gobble Til You Wobble
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Your weird. Your fit.
Funny crop tops for women
Our funny crop tops for women put sarcasm, bad puns, feral animals and gym-floor honesty on a shorter shirt. Every one of our more than 240 designs comes as two cropped graphic tees, a Relaxed crop ($30) and a Boxy crop ($28), both cut for women and designed in the USA and printed when you order. Want less sleeve or more shirt? Shop:
Pick your crop
Relaxed or Boxy: two cropped fits
Every graphic crop tee we make comes in two fits. The Relaxed crop is 5.3 oz combed cotton, preshrunk, with dropped shoulders and a ribbed crew neck, in XS to XL and colors from white, natural and bone to pale pink, bubblegum, orchid and mineral. The Boxy crop is a heavier 6.5 oz ring-spun cotton with oversized sleeves and a garment-dyed finish, in S to 2XL and light washed denim or vintage white. That's “Sheepish” on the Relaxed crop in the photo.
Midriff out ✦ Opinions out
Choose your attitude
Funny graphic crop tops,
by mood
Some of our graphic crop tops tell a whole joke, and some are crop tops with funny sayings you were already thinking. Pick the mood first: sarcastic, punny, animal-obsessed, gym-adjacent or kind. That's “On My Way to Make the Vibes Weird” in the photo, doing exactly what it says. Shop by mood:
Wear it your way
Cropped graphic tees, styled
A cropped graphic tee dresses up or down with almost no effort. Layer one over a fitted tank, or under an open button-up, a denim jacket or a flannel when the weather can't decide. Wear it to the gym, a concert, the farmers market or the couch; nobody is checking. Start with:
Grown-ups only
Funny crop tops for adults
Not every crop top here is brunch-with-grandma friendly. A few are swear puns and innuendo with excellent posture. “Shut the Fucupcakes”, “ZRO FKS GVN” and “Sh!tty Kitty” lead the cheeky ones, and the rest live in our funny inappropriate shirts.
Are cropped graphic tees still in style?
Yes, cropped graphic tees are still in style: they are a casual staple that works with high-rise jeans, shorts, joggers and skirts, on their own or layered. Ours come in a softer Relaxed fit and a wider Boxy fit. Trends come and go. Sarcasm stays.
What sizes do your funny crop tops come in?
Our Relaxed crop tops come in XS to XL (a few designs also come in 2XL), and our Boxy crop tops come in S to 2XL. Both are women's styles, and each product page has a size guide. Pick by fit, not by guilt.
Can I wear a crop top without showing much skin?
Yes. Pair either graphic crop tee with high-waisted jeans, shorts or a skirt, and little to no skin shows. Midriff is optional; the joke is not.
Where can I buy a funny cropped graphic tee?
You can buy one at Birch & Bishop: more than 240 funny designs, each as a Relaxed crop ($30) and a Boxy crop ($28), designed in the USA and made to order. Most orders ship within 1 to 3 business days. No mall required.

