Festive pour decisions ✦ Bring a second bottle
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear prosec-ho ho ho
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Prosec‑Ho Ho Ho Classic Hoodie
$48

Prosec‑Ho Ho Ho Sweatshirt
$40

Prosec‑Ho Ho Ho White Mug
$15

Prosec‑Ho Ho Ho Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.

Bite Me Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Dear Santa, I Can Explain Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle Tote Bag
$40

I'm Claus‑trophobic White Mug
$15
The bubbles have entered the chat.
“Prosec-Ho Ho Ho” pairs a popping bottle and two champagne flutes with staggered retro lettering, a curling ribbon, and a few festive flourishes. It’s a Christmas toast for the grown-ups who show up to the holiday party with a chilled bottle and a very loose definition of one glass.
The stockings can wait. This is chilled.
“Prosec-Ho Ho Ho” pairs a popping bottle and two champagne flutes with staggered retro lettering, a curling ribbon, and a few festive flourishes. It’s a Christmas toast for the grown-ups who show up to the holiday party with a chilled bottle and a very loose definition of one glass.
The stockings can wait. This is chilled.
A cotton crop top with a boxy fit, oversized sleeves, and a soft garment-dyed finish for an effortlessly lived-in look.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• Cropped, boxy fit
• Oversized sleeves
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle cover-stitched seams
• Soft garment-dyed finish with subtle color variation
Naughty, nice or festive-ish ✦ All our funny Christmas shirts
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Normal is overrated ✦ Weird is in stock
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.











