Four birds, four moods
“My Flabbers Have Been Gasted” is a goose for moments when “I can't even” doesn't cover it. “I Choose Violence” is one tiny duck with a wildly unexpected attitude. “I'm a Hoot” is for anyone who knows they're a good time, and “Head in the Sand Club” is for anyone who has looked at their responsibilities and decided not to see them.
Bird t-shirts in four styles
Every bird design comes in four tee styles: Everyday, Soft Cotton, Lightweight and Oversized. Pick the fit, then pick the bird.
Bird hoodies, crop tops and kids' sizes
Each design also comes as a hoodie, a crewneck sweatshirt, a crop top and a tank top, and some come in kids' sizes too. Each product page has a size guide.
More funny animal shirts
Birds are only part of it. Browse all funny animal shirts, or go straight to raccoon shirts and funny cat shirts.
Funny bird shirt FAQ
When will my bird shirt arrive?
Everything is made to order. Most orders are produced and shipped within 1 to 3 business days, and delivery usually takes 4 to 7 business days from the order date.
Where are your shirts made?
Our products are printed, packed and shipped in the USA from fulfillment facilities in Charlotte, North Carolina and Dallas, Texas.
What styles and sizes do your bird shirts come in?
T-shirts come in four styles: Everyday, Soft Cotton, Lightweight and Oversized. Many designs also come as hoodies, sweatshirts, crop tops, tank tops, kids' sizes and mugs. Each product page has a size guide.
Can I return a shirt?
Unworn, unwashed items can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. Email support@birchandbishop.com to start a return.