Censored swear shirts, vowels optional
“ZRO FKS GVN” dropped the vowels along with the f*cks. “Sh!tty Kitty”, “Shut the Fucupcakes” and “Pew Pew Madafakas” put the cussing on very cute cats, “LFT HVY SHT” is for the gym, “Witch, Please” swaps just one letter, and “Dam It Beaver” keeps it technically clean. You get the swear without spelling it all out.
Cheeky innuendo shirts
“Hoeing Ain't Easy” is about gardening. Mostly. “Moister Than an Oyster” is best worn with no context, and “Diddly Squat” is about doing absolutely nothing. Probably.
Inappropriate shirts for women and men
Every design comes as a t-shirt in four styles (Everyday, Soft Cotton, Lightweight and Oversized), plus hoodies and sweatshirts for when the joke needs to stay warm. Most designs also come as crop tops and tank tops.
Inappropriate gifts and coffee mugs
Every design also comes on white and colored mugs, tote bags and hardcover notebooks, for the friend who would rather laugh than get another candle. “Te Amo Tequila” is a safe bet for the margarita people. Shop all funny mugs, or if your humor runs drier than dirty, shop sarcastic t-shirts.
Inappropriate shirt FAQ
When will my shirt arrive?
Everything is made to order. Most orders are produced and shipped within 1 to 3 business days, and delivery usually takes 4 to 7 business days from the order date.
Where are your shirts made?
Our products are printed, packed and shipped in the USA from fulfillment facilities in Charlotte, North Carolina and Dallas, Texas.
How inappropriate are these shirts?
Cheeky rather than explicit. The swear words are censored or creatively spelled, and the rest lean on double meanings. Read the design name before you gift one to your boss.
What styles do these designs come in?
T-shirts come in four styles: Everyday, Soft Cotton, Lightweight and Oversized. Every design in this collection also comes as a hoodie, a sweatshirt, a mug, a tote bag and a hardcover notebook, and most also come as crop tops and tank tops. Each product page has a size guide.
Can I return a shirt?
Unworn, unwashed items can be returned within 30 days of delivery for a refund. Email support@birchandbishop.com to start a return.