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Bottoms Up. Standards Down.
From $15
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Dumpster Dive Bar
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Luck of the Trash Panda
From $15
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Trashed, But Classy
From $15
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Dear Santa, I Can Explain
From $15
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Worth Stealing
From $15
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Partners in Crime (Left)
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Partners in Crime (Right)
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Let's Get Lit (Raccoon)
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Heart Stealer
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Feral Raccoon
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I'm Just Here for the Latkes
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Jimothy: I'm Built Different
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Trash Talker
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Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal
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More Trash Can, Less Trash Can't
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Jimothy: Stay Weird
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Jimothy Is My Spirit Animal
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Substitute Bunny (Sketch)
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Substitute Bunny (Retro)
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Warm & Cozy Raccoon
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A little scrappy. A little suspicious.
Raccoon shirts for every kind of trash panda
Our raccoon shirts are raccoon t-shirts, tanks, hoodies and mugs in 19 designs about raccoons as they really are: up all night, into the trash and completely unbothered. Tees run from $22 to $40 in adult and kids sizes, and every piece is designed in the USA and printed when you order it. Searched for a racoon shirt? Same raccoons. We knew what you meant.
Feral, but make it fashion
Funny raccoon shirts with questionable judgment
A funny raccoon shirt works best when the raccoon is doing something you would also do. “Feral Raccoon”, in the photo, is a raccoon in pink sunglasses for anyone who has been told to settle down. “More Trash Can, Less Trash Can't” is the pep talk nobody asked for, delivered by a raccoon holding pizza. More attitude lives in our sarcastic t-shirts collection.
Raccoon t-shirts ✦ Dumpster chic
Pick your fit
Raccoon t-shirts in four styles
“Trash Talker” is a grumpy raccoon with opinions, popping out of his trash can. Like every raccoon t-shirt here, it comes four ways. The Soft Cotton tee ($22) is 100% ring-spun cotton. The Everyday tee ($24) is soft combed cotton in the most colors. The Lightweight tee ($32) is a drapey tri-blend, and the Oversized tee ($40) is heavier organic cotton with a true oversized fit. There's a tank top ($29) and two crop tops too. Shop all raccoon t-shirts.
Entirely himself
Meet Jimothy
Three of our raccoon designs star Jimothy, the raccoon with a fan club: “Jimothy: Stay Weird”, “Jimothy: I'm Built Different” and “Jimothy Is My Spirit Animal”. See all our Jimothy shirts in one place.
Mischief can wait
Hoodies and sweatshirts with raccoons on them
For homebodies, “Warm & Cozy Raccoon” trades the usual mischief for a chunky sweater and a hot drink. Every raccoon design also comes as a classic hoodie ($48), a relaxed fit hoodie ($58) and a crewneck sweatshirt ($40). More raccoon hoodies this way.
For your favorite trash panda
Raccoon mugs and raccoon gifts
Every raccoon design comes on a white mug ($15) and a colored mug ($17), so the raccoon coffee mug for the 6 am trash panda is sorted. They also come on a tote bag and a hardcover notebook, and in youth, toddler and baby sizes, $25 each. Browse more raccoon mugs, kids' raccoon shirts and all our funny animal shirts.
Why are raccoon shirts so popular?
Raccoon shirts are popular because raccoons are relatable: up all night, snacking, a little chaotic and totally unbothered. People wear them to say they are a bit feral too. Calling a raccoon a trash panda helped, because it sounds like a compliment.
What is a good gift for a raccoon lover?
The best raccoon gifts are things they'll use every day, like a raccoon shirt, a hoodie or a raccoon mug. Every Birch & Bishop raccoon design comes on all of them, plus a tote and a notebook. Wrapping optional; they'll go through it like the trash anyway.
Why are raccoons called trash pandas?
Raccoons are called trash pandas because of their black eye mask, which looks a bit like a panda's, and their habit of raiding trash cans. The nickname is internet slang and it stuck. Our trash pandas wear it with pride.
Where can I buy a funny raccoon shirt?
You can buy a funny raccoon shirt right here: Birch & Bishop has 19 raccoon designs, each in four t-shirt styles plus tanks, crop tops, hoodies and kids sizes, designed in the USA and printed when you order. Marketplaces have more listings; ours have the raccoons with opinions.























