funny raccoon shirts and gifts

A little scrappy. A little suspicious. Raccoon shirts, mugs and gifts
for people with good intentions and questionable judgment.

A little scrappy. A little suspicious.

Raccoon shirts for every kind of trash panda

Our raccoon shirts are raccoon t-shirts, tanks, hoodies and mugs in 19 designs about raccoons as they really are: up all night, into the trash and completely unbothered. Tees run from $22 to $40 in adult and kids sizes, and every piece is designed in the USA and printed when you order it. Searched for a racoon shirt? Same raccoons. We knew what you meant.

Feral, but make it fashion

Funny raccoon shirts with questionable judgment

A funny raccoon shirt works best when the raccoon is doing something you would also do. “Feral Raccoon”, in the photo, is a raccoon in pink sunglasses for anyone who has been told to settle down. “More Trash Can, Less Trash Can't” is the pep talk nobody asked for, delivered by a raccoon holding pizza. More attitude lives in our sarcastic t-shirts collection.

Two friends laughing on a city street at night, one in the pink Feral Raccoon t-shirt

Raccoon t-shirts ✦ Dumpster chic

Pick your fit

Raccoon t-shirts in four styles

“Trash Talker” is a grumpy raccoon with opinions, popping out of his trash can. Like every raccoon t-shirt here, it comes four ways. The Soft Cotton tee ($22) is 100% ring-spun cotton. The Everyday tee ($24) is soft combed cotton in the most colors. The Lightweight tee ($32) is a drapey tri-blend, and the Oversized tee ($40) is heavier organic cotton with a true oversized fit. There's a tank top ($29) and two crop tops too. Shop all raccoon t-shirts.

Man at an evening street fair wearing the Trash Talker raccoon t-shirt in heather red

Entirely himself

Meet Jimothy

Three of our raccoon designs star Jimothy, the raccoon with a fan club: “Jimothy: Stay Weird”, “Jimothy: I'm Built Different” and “Jimothy Is My Spirit Animal”. See all our Jimothy shirts in one place.

Mischief can wait

Hoodies and sweatshirts with raccoons on them

For homebodies, “Warm & Cozy Raccoon” trades the usual mischief for a chunky sweater and a hot drink. Every raccoon design also comes as a classic hoodie ($48), a relaxed fit hoodie ($58) and a crewneck sweatshirt ($40). More raccoon hoodies this way.

Smiling woman in the bone Warm & Cozy Raccoon crewneck sweatshirt

For your favorite trash panda

Raccoon mugs and raccoon gifts

Every raccoon design comes on a white mug ($15) and a colored mug ($17), so the raccoon coffee mug for the 6 am trash panda is sorted. They also come on a tote bag and a hardcover notebook, and in youth, toddler and baby sizes, $25 each. Browse more raccoon mugs, kids' raccoon shirts and all our funny animal shirts.

The practical stuff

Frequently Asked, Reluctantly Answered

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Why are raccoon shirts so popular?

Raccoon shirts are popular because raccoons are relatable: up all night, snacking, a little chaotic and totally unbothered. People wear them to say they are a bit feral too. Calling a raccoon a trash panda helped, because it sounds like a compliment.

What is a good gift for a raccoon lover?

The best raccoon gifts are things they'll use every day, like a raccoon shirt, a hoodie or a raccoon mug. Every Birch & Bishop raccoon design comes on all of them, plus a tote and a notebook. Wrapping optional; they'll go through it like the trash anyway.

Why are raccoons called trash pandas?

Raccoons are called trash pandas because of their black eye mask, which looks a bit like a panda's, and their habit of raiding trash cans. The nickname is internet slang and it stuck. Our trash pandas wear it with pride.

Where can I buy a funny raccoon shirt?

You can buy a funny raccoon shirt right here: Birch & Bishop has 19 raccoon designs, each in four t-shirt styles plus tanks, crop tops, hoodies and kids sizes, designed in the USA and printed when you order. Marketplaces have more listings; ours have the raccoons with opinions.