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Boo Berry
From $15
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Zero Tricks All Treats
From $15
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Bone to Be Wild
From $15
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Ghosted
From $15
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Basic Witch
From $15
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Oh My Gourd
From $15
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Frank & Stein (Cartoon)
From $15
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Frank & Stein (Engraved)
From $15
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Pumpkin Head
From $15
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Hex Yeah
From $15
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Drive a Stick Witch
From $15
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Witch, Please (Cat)
From $15
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Skeleton Crew
From $15
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Witch, Please
From $15
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Will Burn Sage & Bridges as Needed
From $15
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Girls Will Be Girls
From $15
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Silence of the Yams
From $15
Pick the fit. Then the spooky.
Funny Halloween shirts for adults
Our funny Halloween shirts are Halloween t-shirts, tanks, crop tops and hoodies in 16 designs: witches, skeletons, ghosts, pumpkins and black cats. Tees run from $22 to $40, and every piece is designed in the USA and printed when you order it. Festive enough for the party, no costume required.
A little wicked
Witch shirts with attitude
Our witch shirts are for witches who don't wait for a full moon to cause trouble. “Girls Will Be Girls”, in the photo, is a coven around a cauldron. “Basic Witch”, “Witch, Please” and “Drive a Stick Witch” lean cheeky, so they're made for grown-ups, and “Will Burn Sage & Bridges as Needed” is for the witchy one who has had enough.
Funny Halloween shirts ✦ Costume effort: zero
The usual suspects
Skeletons, ghosts and black cats
“Bone to Be Wild” puts a skeleton on the dance floor and “Skeleton Crew” brings the rest of the bones. “Ghosted” handles the ghosts, and “Boo Berry”, “Hex Yeah” and “Zero Tricks All Treats” bring the black cats. Most of these also come in youth, toddler and baby sizes. For black cats all year, shop our funny cat shirts.
Pick your fit
Halloween shirts for women and men
Funny Halloween shirts for men and women come from the same designs: every one comes as a funny Halloween t-shirt in four styles: Soft Cotton ($22, 100% ring-spun cotton), Everyday ($24, the most colors), Lightweight ($32, a drapey tri-blend) and Oversized ($40, heavier organic cotton). Women's Halloween shirts also come as a tank and two crop tops. Shop funny Halloween shirts for women, Halloween shirts for men or Halloween crop tops.
More ways to get spooky
Hoodies, mugs and kids' tees
“Hex Yeah”, in the photo, is one of 16 designs that also come as a hoodie and a crewneck, so shop Halloween sweatshirts for chilly nights. Every design also comes on a mug, so see our Halloween mugs. Little ones can match in toddler Halloween shirts, youth tees and baby onesies.
Good past the 31st
Pumpkin shirts that outlast October
“Oh My Gourd” and “Pumpkin Head” are pumpkin puns that keep working long after the candy runs out, so they fit right in with our fall shirts. Need words to go with the shirt? Our Halloween puns and Halloween captions have the one-liners.
When can you start wearing Halloween shirts?
Most people start wearing Halloween shirts on October 1, and plenty start in September once the pumpkins show up in stores. There's no official rule. Witchy shirts and black cats never really go out of season anyway.
Where can I find skeleton shirts?
You can find skeleton shirts right here: “Skeleton Crew” and “Bone to Be Wild” each come as a Halloween t-shirt in four styles, a tank, crop tops, a hoodie and a sweatshirt, plus kids' sizes. The bones are the funny kind, not the scary kind.
What's a funny Halloween shirt I can wear to work?
A pun that stays office-friendly, like “Boo Berry”, “Ghosted” or “Oh My Gourd”, is a safe pick for a work Halloween party. Save witch shirts like “Basic Witch” and “Witch, Please” for after hours. HR has seen enough.
When should I order a Halloween shirt?
Order at least 10 business days before you need it, so by mid-October for a Halloween party. Everything at Birch & Bishop is made to order and ships within 1 to 3 business days, and most orders arrive 4 to 7 business days after you order. Procrastinators, next year starts now.