good design.
questionable sense of humor.
We make everyday things a little less ordinary.
Funny shirts, mugs and totes, made to order in the USA.
The weird behind Birch & Bishop
for people with personality.
Funny shirts. Mugs with opinions. Totes that say the quiet part out loud.
For the homebodies, animal people, incurable punsters, and anyone whose personality refuses to dress quietly.
The shop is new. Our founder has been designing for more than two decades.
Birch & Bishop is where all that weird finally gets a home, for the bold, the unbothered, and the delightfully odd.
the fine print, minus the fine print.
who's behind this
A small, woman- and veteran-owned shop based in New Jersey. Real business, real paperwork, questionable jokes.
what we make
Designed by Birch & Bishop and printed on shirts, hoodies, mugs, totes and more. You won't find these on a rack somewhere else.
made when you order it
Nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be loved. Every order is printed by our US print partner after you place it, then shipped from Charlotte, NC or Dallas, TX.
where we ship
US addresses only, for now. Most orders are made and shipped within 1–3 business days.
changed your mind?
Return unworn, unwashed items within 30 days. We'll be sad, but we'll get over it.
talk to a human
Questions, compliments, or a strongly worded opinion about a pun? Reach us on our contact page.
wear your weird.
We'll bring the designs.
Find your kind of weirdA little less ordinary.