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Bad Luck
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Bottoms Up. Standards Down.
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Cutting You Off
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I Don't Bring Bad Luck
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Leaf Me Alone (Fox)
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I Pinch Back
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Never Spilled Once
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Give 'Em Pumpkin to Talk About
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Playing Dead Till Brunch
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Retired Beer Pong Champion
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Oy Vey
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Eggsistential Crisis
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Trashed, But Classy
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I'm Only Jolly on December 25th
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Unavailable for Nonsense
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You've Had Enough
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Whose God Damn White Baby Is This
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Regifted
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Nobody Asked for This
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Jolly AF
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Permanently Out of Office
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Ew, Feelings
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Light 'Em If You Got 'Em
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Love 'Em and Leave 'Em
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Personal Space
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Not Today, Santa
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Love Language: Leaving Early
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Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending
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Latke Around & Find Out
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Feelings, By Appointment
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Unfortunately, Smitten
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Go Ahead Bake My Day
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Fond of You
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Tender but Armed
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Big Nick Energy
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Limited Emotional Availability
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Burpees: Would Not Recommend
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Resting Baste Face
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Cycopath
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Dam It Beaver
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Ya'll Ready for My Birthday
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Diddly Squat
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Dumbbells Over Dumb People
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Give Thanks to Me
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Everything Hurts
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Feral Raccoon
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Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal
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Head in the Sand Club
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Wear your attitude
Sarcastic shirts and snarky tees
that say it for you
Our funny sarcastic t-shirts are for people whose eye roll does most of the talking. Every design is an original Birch & Bishop joke, short enough to read from across the room and designed in the USA and printed when you order it. Some are dry, some are snarky, and a few are hilarious enough to start the conversation you were trying to avoid.
Pick your mood
Funny sarcastic shirts by mood
People are the problem: “Ew, People” and “I Choose Violence”. Adulting under protest: “Adulthood Is the Worst” and “Mediocrates”. Main-character energy: “Medusa”. Gym regrets: “Burpees: Would Not Recommend” and “Everything Hurts”. Cats with opinions: “Sh!tty Kitty” and “FERAL”. Find more in:
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Fit first, attitude second
Sarcastic shirts
for women and men
Pick the fit before you pick the attitude. Most of our snarky t-shirts come in four tee styles: Soft Cotton from $22, Everyday from $24, Lightweight from $32 and Oversized from $40. Many also come as relaxed and boxy crop tops from $28 and as tank tops from $29. Shop all sarcastic shirts for women or sarcastic shirts for men.
Same attitude. More layers.
Sarcastic hoodies
and sweatshirts
For sarcastic funny hoodies, every design comes as the Classic Hoodie from $48 or the Relaxed Fit Hoodie from $58. Nearly all of them come as a crewneck sweatshirt from $40, for days when the attitude needs a layer. Shop all sarcastic hoodies and sweatshirts.
Mugs, totes, notebooks
Sarcastic gifts beyond the tee
Every design also comes on a glossy white mug from $15 or a colored mug from $17, an organic cotton tote bag for $40 and an 80-page hardcover notebook for $25. “Mediocrates” on a notebook is a fair warning for the coworker who does the bare minimum with confidence. Nothing says “I care” like a gift that pretends not to. Shop sarcastic mugs, sarcastic tote bags and sarcastic notebooks.
Dry, not dirty
Sarcastic, with or without a filter
Most of our funny sarcastic shirts are dry, not dirty. Want the censored swears and cheeky innuendo? Shop funny inappropriate shirts. More of a quiet, please-don't-call type? Our introvert shirts get it.
What's the difference between sarcastic and snarky?
Sarcasm says the opposite of what it means; snark says exactly what it means, just with an eye roll. Our sarcastic and snarky t-shirts do both. Clearly, we're thrilled to explain this.
Are sarcastic shirts OK to wear to work?
Most funny sarcastic shirts are, as long as the joke is dry rather than rude. “Head in the Sand Club”, “Bear with Me” and “Mediocrates” are sarcastic without a single swear, and the designs with censored words are easy to spot and easier to leave at home. Your inside voice can wear the rest.
What are ironic t-shirts?
Ironic t-shirts say one thing and mean another, so the joke lands on anyone who takes them at face value. “World's Okayest Runner” worn at mile 20 is the classic move. Sarcasm is just irony with better timing, and sarcasm shirts are irony you can wear.
What are some funny sarcastic sayings for a shirt?
Short ones work best, because the joke has to land before anyone finishes reading: “Ew, People”, “I Choose Violence”, “Everything Hurts” and “Adulthood Is the Worst” are four of our funny sarcastic t-shirts. Sayings that sound like your inner monologue get the biggest laughs. Saying them out loud is optional.