Collection: Moister Than an Oyster
Uncomfortable? Maybe. Memorable? Absolutely.
“Moister Than an Oyster” is weird, mildly inappropriate, and best delivered with absolutely no context. For anyone whose sense of humor tends to make other people pause for a second.
We said what we said.
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Moister Than an Oyster
Everyday T-ShirtRegular price $24Regular priceUnit price per -
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Lightweight T-ShirtRegular price $32Regular priceUnit price per -
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Soft Cotton T-ShirtRegular price $22Regular priceUnit price per -
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Oversized T-ShirtRegular price $40Regular priceUnit price per -
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Relaxed Crop TopRegular price $30Regular priceUnit price per -
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Relaxed Fit HoodieRegular price $58Regular priceUnit price per -
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White MugRegular price From $15Regular priceUnit price per -
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Colored MugRegular price From $17Regular priceUnit price per -
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Hardcover NotebookRegular price $25Regular priceUnit price per -
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Tote BagRegular price $40Regular priceUnit price per
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30-DAY MONEY-BACKGUARANTEENo drama. Just straightforward returns.
PRINTED & SHIPPEDIN THE USAMade to order with actual care.
DESIGNINGSINCE 2005A little weird for more than two decades.
WORN BY
THE BOLD AND UNBOTHERED
REAL PEOPLE. REAL OPINIONS.
The People Have Spoken
My new favorite shirt
The fit is perfectly oversized and the fabric feels even softer than I expected.
Jamie R.Verified Buyer from North CarolinaExactly as pictured
The color is beautiful and the print looks crisp. The size guide helped me choose.
Morgan T.Verified Buyer from TexasWorth leaving the house for
Soft, roomy, and funny without trying too hard. It washes beautifully.
Alex P.Verified Buyer from GeorgiaZero regrets
The oversized shape is exactly what I wanted, and the design still looks sharp.
Taylor M.Verified Buyer from ColoradoInstant mood boost
Comfortable, well made, and even better in person. I keep reaching for it.
Casey L.Verified Buyer from Virginia