My Flabbers Have Been Gasted

Shocked. Stunned. Absolutely bamboozled. In other words: your flabbers have been gasted.

This hilarious “My Flabbers Have Been Gasted” goose design is for anyone who appreciates weird humor, ridiculous sayings, and having the perfect response when life leaves you completely speechless—for whenever the situation calls for something stronger than “I can’t even.”

The audacity. The disbelief. The thoroughly gasted flabbers.