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my flabbers have been gasted tote bag

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My Flabbers Have Been Gasted black tote bag
my flabbers have been gasted tote bag
Regular price $40
Regular price Sale price $40
Sale Sold out
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A goose tote bag for the moments when “I can't even” doesn't quite cover it. Shocked. Stunned. Absolutely bamboozled. This “My Flabbers Have Been Gasted” goose is for the moments when “I can’t even” doesn’t quite cover it. No useful response. Just a goose and a lot of disbelief.

The audacity. The thoroughly gasted flabbers.

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A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.

Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom

Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
Goose shirt for big shock ✦ Honk if you can't even
Designed in the USA
Designed
in the USA
Made to order with actual care.
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20+ Years of
Creative Mischief
Good design. Questionable sense of humor.
Worn By

The Bold and Unbothered

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