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A goose tote bag for the moments when “I can't even” doesn't quite cover it. Shocked. Stunned. Absolutely bamboozled. This “My Flabbers Have Been Gasted” goose is for the moments when “I can’t even” doesn’t quite cover it. No useful response. Just a goose and a lot of disbelief.
The audacity. The thoroughly gasted flabbers.
More funny animal shirts and introvert shirts this way.
The audacity. The thoroughly gasted flabbers.
More funny animal shirts and introvert shirts this way.
A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.
Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
Goose shirt for big shock ✦ Honk if you can't even
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Designed
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
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