SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear bite me
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Bite Me Classic Hoodie
$48

Bite Me Sweatshirt
$40

Bite Me White Mug
$15

Bite Me Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.

Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

I'm Claus‑trophobic Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

I'm Only Jolly on December 25th Tote Bag
$40

Jingle Balls White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Sweet on the outside. Not so much on the inside.
“Bite Me” features an angry gingerbread man who is done being the snack. A gingerbread shirt for cookie bakers, holiday snackers, and anyone with a little spice under the sweetness.
Go ahead. He dares you.
“Bite Me” features an angry gingerbread man who is done being the snack. A gingerbread shirt for cookie bakers, holiday snackers, and anyone with a little spice under the sweetness.
Go ahead. He dares you.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















