SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear bite me
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Bite Me Classic Hoodie
$48

Bite Me Sweatshirt
$40

Bite Me Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Bite Me White Mug
$15
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.

Dear Santa, I Can Explain Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

I'm Claus‑trophobic Tote Bag
$40

I'm Only Jolly on December 25th White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Sweet on the outside. Not so much on the inside.
“Bite Me” features an angry gingerbread man who is done being the snack. A gingerbread shirt for cookie bakers, holiday snackers, and anyone with a little spice under the sweetness.
Go ahead. He dares you.
“Bite Me” features an angry gingerbread man who is done being the snack. A gingerbread shirt for cookie bakers, holiday snackers, and anyone with a little spice under the sweetness.
Go ahead. He dares you.
A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















