SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear i'm claus-trophobic
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
I'm Claus‑trophobic Classic Hoodie
$48
I'm Claus‑trophobic Sweatshirt
$40
I'm Claus‑trophobic White Mug
$15
I'm Claus‑trophobic Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.
Dear Santa, I Can Explain Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
I'm Only Jolly on December 25th Tote Bag
$40
Jingle Balls White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Three Santas. Zero personal space.
“I'm Claus-trophobic” features a nervous guy caught in a group hug with three Santas and looking for the nearest exit. A Claus-trophobic shirt for party dodgers, pun lovers, and anyone who prefers holiday greetings at arm's length.
Happy holidays, from over here.
“I'm Claus-trophobic” features a nervous guy caught in a group hug with three Santas and looking for the nearest exit. A Claus-trophobic shirt for party dodgers, pun lovers, and anyone who prefers holiday greetings at arm's length.
Happy holidays, from over here.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.