SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear i'm claus-trophobic
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
I'm Claus‑trophobic Classic Hoodie
$48
I'm Claus‑trophobic Sweatshirt
$40
I'm Claus‑trophobic Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
I'm Claus‑trophobic White Mug
$15
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.
Bite Me Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Dear Santa, I Can Explain Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Don't Get Your Tinsel in a Tangle Tote Bag
$40
I'm Only Jolly on December 25th White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Three Santas. Zero personal space.
“I'm Claus-trophobic” features a nervous guy caught in a group hug with three Santas and looking for the nearest exit. A Claus-trophobic shirt for party dodgers, pun lovers, and anyone who prefers holiday greetings at arm's length.
Happy holidays, from over here.
“I'm Claus-trophobic” features a nervous guy caught in a group hug with three Santas and looking for the nearest exit. A Claus-trophobic shirt for party dodgers, pun lovers, and anyone who prefers holiday greetings at arm's length.
Happy holidays, from over here.
A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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