funny gym shirts and workout tees

For people who lift, run, ride and complain about all three. Funny gym shirts and workout tees for gym regulars,
weekend warriors and everyone still thinking about going.

Work out. Wear weird.

Funny workout shirts
for every kind of sweat

Our funny gym shirts are workout tees, tank tops and crop tops for women and men who lift, run, ride or mostly talk about it. Every gym design comes in four t-shirt styles from $22, and each one is designed in the USA and printed when you order it. No motivational yelling. Just a joke that gets you through the last set.

Count plates

Funny lifting shirts
and weightlifting tees

Our funny lifting shirts are for people who count plates, not calories. “LFT HVY SHT” keeps it short, “PR or ER”, the most honest of our funny weightlifting shirts, covers both outcomes of a new max, and “Dumbbells Over Dumb People” explains the headphones. “Dragon Myself to the Gym” is for the mornings that take more effort. Looking for funny gym shirts for guys? Every tee comes in sizes up to 2XL, and there are more gym shirts for men this way.

Man laughing at the gym in the green PR or ER relaxed fit hoodie

In it for the snacks

Funny running shirts
and cycling tees

Our funny running shirts are for runners who are in it for the snacks and the finish-line photo. “Mediocre Running Club” has no entry time, “World's Okayest Runner” sets the bar right where you like it, and “Run Faster” is for the one who needs a push on mile three. Riding instead? “Cycopath”, in the photo, is for the cyclist who won't stop talking about the bike. Any of them makes a funny marathon shirt. For funny running t-shirts, the Lightweight tee ($32) is our lightest.

Cyclist on a road in the olive Cycopath t-shirt

Funny workout shirts ✦ Sets, reps, no regrets

Your weird. Your fit.

Funny gym shirts for women

Our funny gym shirts for women come as a Relaxed crop top ($30), a Boxy crop top ($28) and a tank top ($29) in every gym design, plus all four t-shirt styles. “Diddly Squat”, in the photo, is the squat joke among our funny gym shirts for ladies who lift, and it works best in a crop top, and “Everything Hurts” is the funny workout shirt for women who show up sore anyway. Shop all funny gym shirts for women.

Woman in the Diddly Squat crop top at the gym

Cardio, reluctantly

Funny gym t-shirts
for cardio skeptics

These funny gym t-shirts are for people who do cardio and want credit for it. “Wanna Be My Cardio?”, in the photo, is a gym pickup line for someone you came with. “Burpees: Would Not Recommend” gives burpees one star, and “Do Hard Things” is for the friend who signs up for every class. The one who works out mainly to justify tacos gets “Fit’ness Taco in My Mouth”.

Couple laughing on a plyo box at the gym in matching Wanna Be My Cardio tees

Pick your fit

Tees, tanks, hoodies and gym gifts

Every design comes as a funny gym t-shirt in four styles, from Soft Cotton ($22) to Oversized ($40), plus a hoodie and gym tank tops ($29). Three designs also come in kids' gym shirts. Mugs, totes and notebooks are in our gifts for gym lovers, and there's more in our hobby shirts.

The practical stuff

Frequently Asked, Reluctantly Answered

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What's a funny shirt to wear to the gym?

A funny gym shirt works best when the joke matches your workout: “Dumbbells Over Dumb People” for lifting, “Burpees: Would Not Recommend” for cardio and “Everything Hurts” for the day after a hard session. Pick the tank top if you run hot. Sweat is temporary; a good gym shirt is forever.

What kind of shirt is best for the gym?

The best gym shirt is a light, breathable one that lets you move, like a tri-blend tee or a tank top. Our Lightweight tee and our tank top are both a polyester, cotton and rayon blend, and the Lightweight tee is the lightest shirt we make. They're graphic tees, not technical gear, so they're for the workout, not the ultramarathon.

What are oversized gym shirts called?

Oversized gym shirts are often called pump covers: loose, heavy tees that lifters wear over a tank until they warm up. Our Oversized tee ($40) is heavier organic cotton with dropped shoulders and a true oversized fit, in every gym design. It's the funny lifting shirt that covers the pump and still shows the joke.