Your hobby. Your humor.
Funny hobby shirts for every pastime
Our hobby shirts are for the thing you can't stop talking about: running, lifting, cycling, houseplants, campfires and staying in. Every hobby t-shirt here is an original Birch & Bishop joke about a pastime, designed in the USA and printed when you order it. Your hobby, minus the lecture.
After-hours favorites
After-hours shirts
for the hobby after the hobby
These shirts are for people whose favorite hobby is the one after the hike. “Bonfire and Beer” is for lakeside fires and a cold one, “Campfire Drinking Team” is for the crew that packs more coolers than tents, and “Te Amo Tequila” is a cactus in love, for the margarita crowd. Shop all our beer shirts.
Hobbies first ✦ Chores later
Sweat now, joke later
Running, gym
and cycling humor
For lifters, runners and cyclists with more enthusiasm than form: “PR or ER”, “Mediocre Running Club”, “World's Okayest Runner” and “Cycopath”. Leg day gets “Everything Hurts”. Shop the gym side:
Grow your collection
Plant and
garden humor
“I'd Propagate That” is for houseplant people, “Say Aloe to My Little Friend” is for succulent collectors and “Hoeing Ain't Easy” is for the vegetable patch. Shop the garden side:
Staying in is a hobby
Hobby shirts for homebodies
Not every hobby involves leaving the house. “Comfy Clothes & Murder Shows” is for true crime nights on the couch, “Mediocrates” is for armchair philosophers, and “I'm an Adult But Not Like a Real Adult” treats adulting as a hobby you're still learning.
Gear for the gear-obsessed
Hobby tees, hoodies and gifts
Most designs come in four tee styles: Soft Cotton from $22, Everyday from $24, Lightweight from $32 and Oversized from $40. Crop tops start at $28, tank tops at $29, hoodies at $48 and crewneck sweatshirts at $40. For the hobbyist who already owns all the gear, every design also comes on a mug from $15, an 80-page hardcover notebook for $25 and a tote bag for $40. Shop hobby mugs and hobby gifts for friends.
What's a good gift for someone with a hobby?
A shirt, mug or notebook that jokes about the thing they won't stop talking about, from running and cycling to houseplants and campfires. Every design here comes on all of them. You'll never have to hear about their hobby again. Kidding, you will.
What hobbies do your shirts cover?
Running, cycling, lifting, gardening, houseplants, camping, drinking and staying in with a true crime show, with more on the way. If your hobby is overthinking, that's on our Relatable page.
What's a funny shirt for someone who loves beer and campfires?
“Bonfire and Beer” and “Campfire Drinking Team” are made for them, and both come as tees, hoodies and sweatshirts for cold nights by the fire. Drink responsibly; dress irresponsibly.
What's a good shirt for someone whose hobby is staying home?
“Comfy Clothes & Murder Shows” for true crime fans, or “Mediocrates” for the couch philosopher. Pair it with a mug from the same design and they never have to get up. Well, almost never.