SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear tender but armed
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Tender but Armed Classic Hoodie
$48

Tender but Armed White Mug
$15

Tender but Armed Everyday T‑Shirt
$24

Tender but Armed Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Brought you a rose. Kept the thorns.
“Tender but Armed” pairs a proud goose with a flower in its beak, wings held wide and a little heart on its chest. Vintage ink detail gives this wordless romantic gesture plenty of attitude. For soft hearts with firm boundaries, goose enthusiasts and anyone whose affection comes with a warning.
Approach lovingly.
“Tender but Armed” pairs a proud goose with a flower in its beak, wings held wide and a little heart on its chest. Vintage ink detail gives this wordless romantic gesture plenty of attitude. For soft hearts with firm boundaries, goose enthusiasts and anyone whose affection comes with a warning.
Approach lovingly.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















