SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear tender but armed
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Tender but Armed Sweatshirt
$40

Tender but Armed White Mug
$15

Tender but Armed Everyday T‑Shirt
$24

Tender but Armed Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Brought you a rose. Kept the thorns.
“Tender but Armed” pairs a proud goose with a flower in its beak, wings held wide and a little heart on its chest. Vintage ink detail gives this wordless romantic gesture plenty of attitude. For soft hearts with firm boundaries, goose enthusiasts and anyone whose affection comes with a warning.
Approach lovingly.
“Tender but Armed” pairs a proud goose with a flower in its beak, wings held wide and a little heart on its chest. Vintage ink detail gives this wordless romantic gesture plenty of attitude. For soft hearts with firm boundaries, goose enthusiasts and anyone whose affection comes with a warning.
Approach lovingly.
A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















