SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear tender but armed
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Tender but Armed Classic Hoodie
$48

Tender but Armed Sweatshirt
$40

Tender but Armed White Mug
$15

Tender but Armed Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
Brought you a rose. Kept the thorns.
“Tender but Armed” pairs a proud goose with a flower in its beak, wings held wide and a little heart on its chest. Vintage ink detail gives this wordless romantic gesture plenty of attitude. For soft hearts with firm boundaries, goose enthusiasts and anyone whose affection comes with a warning.
Approach lovingly.
“Tender but Armed” pairs a proud goose with a flower in its beak, wings held wide and a little heart on its chest. Vintage ink detail gives this wordless romantic gesture plenty of attitude. For soft hearts with firm boundaries, goose enthusiasts and anyone whose affection comes with a warning.
Approach lovingly.
A soft fleece hoodie with a relaxed unisex fit and dropped shoulders for an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















