SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to enjoy emotionally unavailable, exception pending
Your favorite design, beyond this mug.

Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Classic Hoodie
$48

Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Sweatshirt
$40

Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Everyday T‑Shirt
$24

Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

Partners in Crime (Left) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Wildflower Heart Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Heart Stealer Tote Bag
$40

Love Hurts White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
The policy is firm. The paperwork is negotiable.
“Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending” delivers its romantic disclaimer in bold, straightforward lettering, with one small loophole underneath. For guarded hearts, selective softies and anyone surprised to find a particular person slipping through the screening process.
Applications are technically open. Please allow an unreasonable amount of time for processing.
“Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending” delivers its romantic disclaimer in bold, straightforward lettering, with one small loophole underneath. For guarded hearts, selective softies and anyone surprised to find a particular person slipping through the screening process.
Applications are technically open. Please allow an unreasonable amount of time for processing.
A glossy ceramic mug with the design printed on both sides, available in three sizes for however much caffeine the day requires.
Materials
• Design printed on both sides of the mug
• Glossy Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















