Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Sweatshirt

SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.

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Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

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Size	Body length (inches)	Chest width (inches)	Sleeve length (inches)
S	27	20	23 ½
M	28	21	24
L	29	23	24
XL	30	25	24
2XL	31	26 ½	24

The Design −

The policy is firm. The paperwork is negotiable.

“Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending” delivers its romantic disclaimer in bold, straightforward lettering, with one small loophole underneath. For guarded hearts, selective softies and anyone surprised to find a particular person slipping through the screening process.

Applications are technically open. Please allow an unreasonable amount of time for processing.

The Fit +

A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.

Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem

Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.