Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Hoodie

SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.

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Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

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Size	Chest width (inches)	Length (inches)
S	20	27
M	21	28
L	23	29
XL	25	30
2XL	26 ½	31

The Design −

The policy is firm. The paperwork is negotiable.

“Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending” delivers its romantic disclaimer in bold, straightforward lettering, with one small loophole underneath. For guarded hearts, selective softies and anyone surprised to find a particular person slipping through the screening process.

Applications are technically open. Please allow an unreasonable amount of time for processing.

The Fit +

A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.

Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.