Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Hoodie

SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.

more ways to wear emotionally unavailable, exception pending

Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

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Size	Length (inches)	Width (inches)	Sleeve length (inches)
S	27 ¾	38-41	22 ½
M	28 ¾	42-45	22 ½
L	29 ¾	46-49	24 ¼
XL	30 ¾	50-53	24 ¼
2XL	31 ¾	54-57	25 ½

The Design −

The policy is firm. The paperwork is negotiable.

“Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending” delivers its romantic disclaimer in bold, straightforward lettering, with one small loophole underneath. For guarded hearts, selective softies and anyone surprised to find a particular person slipping through the screening process.

Applications are technically open. Please allow an unreasonable amount of time for processing.

The Fit +

A soft fleece hoodie with a relaxed unisex fit and dropped shoulders for an easy, laid-back feel.

Materials
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing