SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear emotionally unavailable, exception pending
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Classic Hoodie
$48
Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Sweatshirt
$40
Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending White Mug
$15
Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.
Lovey Dovey Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Love 'Em and Leave 'Em Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Heart in Bloom Tote Bag
$40
Stuck on You White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
The policy is firm. The paperwork is negotiable.
“Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending” delivers its romantic disclaimer in bold, straightforward lettering, with one small loophole underneath. For guarded hearts, selective softies and anyone surprised to find a particular person slipping through the screening process.
Applications are technically open. Please allow an unreasonable amount of time for processing.
“Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending” delivers its romantic disclaimer in bold, straightforward lettering, with one small loophole underneath. For guarded hearts, selective softies and anyone surprised to find a particular person slipping through the screening process.
Applications are technically open. Please allow an unreasonable amount of time for processing.
A soft, everyday cotton t-shirt with a comfortable feel and easy, modern fit.
Materials
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Please note: This lightweight fabric may be slightly sheer, particularly in lighter colors or certain lighting.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.