SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear emotionally unavailable, exception pending
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Classic Hoodie
$48
Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Sweatshirt
$40
Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending White Mug
$15
Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.
Heart in Bloom Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Stuck on You Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Possum Bouquet Tote Bag
$40
Personal Space White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
The policy is firm. The paperwork is negotiable.
“Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending” delivers its romantic disclaimer in bold, straightforward lettering, with one small loophole underneath. For guarded hearts, selective softies and anyone surprised to find a particular person slipping through the screening process.
Applications are technically open. Please allow an unreasonable amount of time for processing.
“Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending” delivers its romantic disclaimer in bold, straightforward lettering, with one small loophole underneath. For guarded hearts, selective softies and anyone surprised to find a particular person slipping through the screening process.
Applications are technically open. Please allow an unreasonable amount of time for processing.
A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.