SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear limited emotional availability
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Limited Emotional Availability Classic Hoodie
$48

Limited Emotional Availability Sweatshirt
$40

Limited Emotional Availability White Mug
$15

Limited Emotional Availability Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Feelings, By Appointment Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Unfortunately, Smitten Tote Bag
$40

Fond of You White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
There are feelings. There are also office hours.
“Limited Emotional Availability” spells out the situation in chunky, rounded retro lettering, with no decorative distractions from the terms. For introverts, selective romantics and anyone managing a rather small social battery.
Warmth may be available in carefully measured quantities. Thank you for respecting the current operating capacity.
“Limited Emotional Availability” spells out the situation in chunky, rounded retro lettering, with no decorative distractions from the terms. For introverts, selective romantics and anyone managing a rather small social battery.
Warmth may be available in carefully measured quantities. Thank you for respecting the current operating capacity.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















