SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear limited emotional availability
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Limited Emotional Availability Classic Hoodie
$48

Limited Emotional Availability White Mug
$15

Limited Emotional Availability Everyday T‑Shirt
$24

Limited Emotional Availability Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
more snark. less small talk.
Let the joke say it for you.

Sweet Talk? Hard Pass. Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Love Language: Leaving Early Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Emotionally Unavailable, Exception Pending Tote Bag
$40

Feelings, By Appointment White Mug
$15
“Limited Emotional Availability” spells out the situation in chunky, rounded retro lettering, with no decorative distractions from the terms. For introverts, selective romantics and anyone managing a rather small social battery.
Warmth may be available in carefully measured quantities. Thank you for respecting the current operating capacity.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















