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more ways to enjoy sweet talk? hard pass.
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WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE
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Let the joke say it for you.

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PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
The candy is sweet. The response is not.
“Sweet Talk? Hard Pass.” surrounds pastel conversation hearts with bold retro lettering and messages including NAH, NO and NAP? A little sugary nostalgia meets a very current lack of interest. For anti-Valentine romantics, nap enthusiasts and anyone who likes their affection lightly seasoned with rejection.
Read the candy.
“Sweet Talk? Hard Pass.” surrounds pastel conversation hearts with bold retro lettering and messages including NAH, NO and NAP? A little sugary nostalgia meets a very current lack of interest. For anti-Valentine romantics, nap enthusiasts and anyone who likes their affection lightly seasoned with rejection.
Read the candy.
A roomy, durable organic cotton tote with a flat bottom and long straps, made for everything from everyday errands to weekend hauls.
Materials
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
• Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ × 25″ (2.5 × 63.5 cm) long self-fabric dual straps
• Open main compartment, flat bottom
Please note: The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















