Not for the office party ✦ HR has questions
SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear touch my elf
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Touch My Elf Classic Hoodie
$48
Touch My Elf Sweatshirt
$40
Touch My Elf White Mug
$15
Touch My Elf Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.
Santa Claws Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Santa, I Know Him! Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Sleigh All Day Tote Bag
$40
Ya'll Ready for My Birthday White Mug
$15
When you think about holiday parties…
“Touch My Elf” finishes that thought with a cheeky little elf in muted holiday colors and a chorus you probably shouldn’t sing at the office party. For ’90s radio fans, adults-only gift swaps, and anyone who just sang the punchline instead of reading it.
Good luck getting that out of your head.
“Touch My Elf” finishes that thought with a cheeky little elf in muted holiday colors and a chorus you probably shouldn’t sing at the office party. For ’90s radio fans, adults-only gift swaps, and anyone who just sang the punchline instead of reading it.
Good luck getting that out of your head.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Naughty, nice or festive-ish ✦ All our funny Christmas shirts
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
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The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Normal is overrated ✦ Weird is in stock
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.