SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear touch my elf
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
Touch My Elf Classic Hoodie
$48
Touch My Elf Sweatshirt
$40
Touch My Elf White Mug
$15
Touch My Elf Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.
Let's Get Lit (Raccoon) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Merry‑ish Tote Bag
$40
Nutcracker White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
When you think about holiday parties…
“Touch My Elf” finishes that thought with a cheeky little elf in muted holiday colors and a chorus you probably shouldn’t sing at the office party. For ’90s radio fans, adults-only gift swaps, and anyone who just sang the punchline instead of reading it.
Good luck getting that out of your head.
“Touch My Elf” finishes that thought with a cheeky little elf in muted holiday colors and a chorus you probably shouldn’t sing at the office party. For ’90s radio fans, adults-only gift swaps, and anyone who just sang the punchline instead of reading it.
Good luck getting that out of your head.
A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
The Bold and Unbothered
Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.