SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear touch my elf
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Touch My Elf Classic Hoodie
$48

Touch My Elf Sweatshirt
$40

Touch My Elf White Mug
$15

Touch My Elf Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.

Big Nick Energy Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Big Poppa Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

From The Windows To The Walls Tote Bag
$40

I Do It For The Ho's White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
When you think about holiday parties…
“Touch My Elf” finishes that thought with a cheeky little elf in muted holiday colors and a chorus you probably shouldn’t sing at the office party. For ’90s radio fans, adults-only gift swaps, and anyone who just sang the punchline instead of reading it.
Good luck getting that out of your head.
“Touch My Elf” finishes that thought with a cheeky little elf in muted holiday colors and a chorus you probably shouldn’t sing at the office party. For ’90s radio fans, adults-only gift swaps, and anyone who just sang the punchline instead of reading it.
Good luck getting that out of your head.
A substantial organic cotton tee with a true oversized fit, dropped shoulders, and an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.9 oz./yd.² (200 g/m²)
• Oversized fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Dropped shoulders
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















