SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear touch my elf
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Touch My Elf Classic Hoodie
$48

Touch My Elf White Mug
$15

Touch My Elf Everyday T‑Shirt
$24

Touch My Elf Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.

I'm Claus‑trophobic Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

I'm Only Jolly on December 25th Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Jingle Balls Tote Bag
$40

Jolly AF White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
When you think about holiday parties…
“Touch My Elf” finishes that thought with a cheeky little elf in muted holiday colors and a chorus you probably shouldn’t sing at the office party. For ’90s radio fans, adults-only gift swaps, and anyone who just sang the punchline instead of reading it.
Good luck getting that out of your head.
“Touch My Elf” finishes that thought with a cheeky little elf in muted holiday colors and a chorus you probably shouldn’t sing at the office party. For ’90s radio fans, adults-only gift swaps, and anyone who just sang the punchline instead of reading it.
Good luck getting that out of your head.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















