SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear touch my elf
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

Touch My Elf Sweatshirt
$40

Touch My Elf White Mug
$15

Touch My Elf Everyday T‑Shirt
$24

Touch My Elf Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.

It's Not Going To Lick Itself Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Nice Package Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

What You Really Really Want Tote Bag
$40

Whose God Damn White Baby Is This White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
When you think about holiday parties…
“Touch My Elf” finishes that thought with a cheeky little elf in muted holiday colors and a chorus you probably shouldn’t sing at the office party. For ’90s radio fans, adults-only gift swaps, and anyone who just sang the punchline instead of reading it.
Good luck getting that out of your head.
“Touch My Elf” finishes that thought with a cheeky little elf in muted holiday colors and a chorus you probably shouldn’t sing at the office party. For ’90s radio fans, adults-only gift swaps, and anyone who just sang the punchline instead of reading it.
Good luck getting that out of your head.
A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















