SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear it's not going to lick itself
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
It's Not Going To Lick Itself Classic Hoodie
$48
It's Not Going To Lick Itself Sweatshirt
$40
It's Not Going To Lick Itself White Mug
$15
It's Not Going To Lick Itself Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.
Nice Package Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Touch My Elf Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
What You Really Really Want Tote Bag
$40
Whose God Damn White Baby Is This White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A little sugar. A little suggestion.
“It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” pairs a hand-drawn striped candy cane with playful retro lettering. For white elephant swaps, adults-only holiday parties, and anyone who can deliver a double meaning with a straight face.
Strictly seasonal advice.
“It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” pairs a hand-drawn striped candy cane with playful retro lettering. For white elephant swaps, adults-only holiday parties, and anyone who can deliver a double meaning with a straight face.
Strictly seasonal advice.
Our lightest t-shirt, with a soft, easy drape and lived-in feel.
Material
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
Please note: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
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Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.