SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear it's not going to lick itself
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.
It's Not Going To Lick Itself Classic Hoodie
$48
It's Not Going To Lick Itself Sweatshirt
$40
It's Not Going To Lick Itself White Mug
$15
It's Not Going To Lick Itself Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.
Big Nick Energy Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
Big Poppa Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
From The Windows To The Walls Tote Bag
$40
I Do It For The Ho's White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A little sugar. A little suggestion.
“It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” pairs a hand-drawn striped candy cane with playful retro lettering. For white elephant swaps, adults-only holiday parties, and anyone who can deliver a double meaning with a straight face.
Strictly seasonal advice.
“It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” pairs a hand-drawn striped candy cane with playful retro lettering. For white elephant swaps, adults-only holiday parties, and anyone who can deliver a double meaning with a straight face.
Strictly seasonal advice.
A soft, smooth cotton t-shirt with an easy fit and a little more substance than our lighter styles.
Materials
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Please note: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
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Artificial models. Authentic attitude.
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YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.