SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear it's not going to lick itself
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

It's Not Going To Lick Itself Classic Hoodie
$48

It's Not Going To Lick Itself White Mug
$15

It's Not Going To Lick Itself Everyday T‑Shirt
$24

It's Not Going To Lick Itself Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.

Santa Claws Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Santa, I Know Him! Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Sleigh All Day Tote Bag
$40

Ya'll Ready for My Birthday White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A little sugar. A little suggestion.
“It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” pairs a hand-drawn striped candy cane with playful retro lettering. For white elephant swaps, adults-only holiday parties, and anyone who can deliver a double meaning with a straight face.
Strictly seasonal advice.
“It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” pairs a hand-drawn striped candy cane with playful retro lettering. For white elephant swaps, adults-only holiday parties, and anyone who can deliver a double meaning with a straight face.
Strictly seasonal advice.
A soft, cozy fleece sweatshirt with a substantial feel, made for cooler days and maximum comfort.
Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
Please note: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















