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it's not going to lick itself classic hoodie

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It's Not Going To Lick Itself Classic Hoodie
it's not going to lick itself classic hoodie
$48
$48
Sale Sold out
Latte / S
Not gonna lick itself ✦ Neither is the candy cane

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“It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” pairs a hand-drawn striped candy cane with playful retro lettering. For white elephant swaps, adults-only holiday parties, and anyone who can deliver a double meaning with a straight face.

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A soft, cozy hoodie with an easy everyday feel, complete with a roomy pouch pocket and classic pullover design.

Materials
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

Please note: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
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