SAME DESIGN. MORE OPTIONS.
more ways to wear it's not going to lick itself
Same design. A few different ways to make it yours.

It's Not Going To Lick Itself Classic Hoodie
$48

It's Not Going To Lick Itself Sweatshirt
$40

It's Not Going To Lick Itself White Mug
$15

It's Not Going To Lick Itself Everyday T‑Shirt
$24
SEASON'S SNARKINGS
more holiday cheer. more attitude.
The rest of the Christmas crew, wrapped and ready.

Let's Get Lit (Raccoon) Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal Lightweight T‑Shirt
$32

Merry‑ish Tote Bag
$40

Nutcracker White Mug
$15
PRINTED FOR YOU ✦ PACKED WITH PERSONALITY
A little sugar. A little suggestion.
“It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” pairs a hand-drawn striped candy cane with playful retro lettering. For white elephant swaps, adults-only holiday parties, and anyone who can deliver a double meaning with a straight face.
Strictly seasonal advice.
“It’s Not Going to Lick Itself” pairs a hand-drawn striped candy cane with playful retro lettering. For white elephant swaps, adults-only holiday parties, and anyone who can deliver a double meaning with a straight face.
Strictly seasonal advice.
A soft fleece hoodie with a relaxed unisex fit and dropped shoulders for an easy, laid-back feel.
Materials
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece
• Relaxed unisex fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Lined pullover hood with no drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket in front
• Sleeve cuff ribbing
30-Day
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
ReturnsUnworn. Unwashed. Unbothered.
Printed & Shipped
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
in the USAMade to order with actual care.
20+ Years of
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Creative MischiefGood design. Questionable sense of humor.
Small-batch energy ✦ Zero boring stuff
YOUR CLOSET COULD USE
A LITTLE CHAOS.
Wear what makes you laugh. Gift what makes them stare.
Keep the good kind of weird in circulation.


















